Wednesday, January 11, 2012

A Guy's Guide: 5 Things Your Girl Wouldn't Mind You Changing About Yourself

There are certainly small things men can change about themselves that women would appreciate. Here are my thoughts.

1. Pluck your eyebrows- Men should have two eyebrows not one! Your buddy says it's feminine, but would you rather impress him or us (girls)? I found this picture on google images, the top picture screams "unibrow, unibrow, unibrow!"
--This a good example of how plucking a few hairs along the brow bone/unibrow region can change our focus. Dont overdo it! Nice eyes dude!



2. Retire the Batman undies and get some boxer briefs- there's nothing sexy about your batman or ninja turtle underwear. It reminds us of our 5 year old cousin running around with his batman cape on. Invest in some boxer briefs, maybe some Calvin Kleins? Your wrinkly cartoon boxers have got to go!

3. Suck it up and spend the extra bucks for a good hair cut and some hair product. I've noticed that guys love to brag about how cheap their haircuts are: "Yeah, only $5 bucks downtown." Why is this something to brag about? Paying someone $5 dollars to take clippers to your head? Instead, spend the $25 at a salon for a hair dresser who will spend more than 10 minutes on your cut. --Another problem is hair gel. You realize it's 2012 right? Who still uses gel? Get some molding mud, hair wax, etc. Anything besides gel 'cuz it just looks BAD in your hair; it makes it look unnaturally shiny, stiff and greasy. A girl wants to be able to run her fingers through your hair when you are kissing. If my 55 year old uncle can purchase hair wax, so can you.
4. Invest in a face wash and moisturizer (face lotion).-- Boys, the bar of soap that you just scrubbed between your butt cheeks is not sufficient enough to wash your face. GROSS. Wash your face with a real face wash, you can buy Murad off amazon or even a Neutrogena product at the grocery store. It will get rid of those huge blackheads that have been building up in your face since you were 14 years old and minimize the breakouts. Dont forget to moisturize after! There's nothing cute about elephant skin.
5. Dont be afraid to show us a little affection. -- I always appreciate when Eric gives me a little bit of affection in public. It makes me happy knowing that he is consciously making an effort to show me love. Own that you are not afraid to show us how you feel or have the need to hide behind your pride.

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